Episode 80 - Housebound (2014)

May 10, 2016

Hellooooo Citizens!


We're officially off that hellish ride through space, and onto bigger and better things. It was Brittany's turn to pick the flick this week, and feeling as though we deserved to treat ourselves, she selected 2014’s Housebound- a thriller/comedy straight out of New Zealand. Having heard nothing but great things about this movie, it felt a little indulgent… But hey, treat yo’self, amiright?


Housebound follows Kylie, a young delinquent who is sentenced to house arrest under her mother’s care after being arrested for breaking into an ATM. While stuck with her mother and stepfather, Kylie learns some disturbing things about their family home. Like how a teenage girl was murdered there decades ago… Back when their house was used as a mental institution. NBD. As Kylie becomes obsessed with solving the murder, things around the house just get weirder and weirder. Can she solve it before her and her mother become the killer’s next victims?


We've had a pretty good track record with movies made in New Zealand, so we discuss how this measures up to some of our favorites!


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Episode 79 - Jason X (2001)

April 28, 2016

This month, we've been to space with the Leprechaun, James Bond and Pinhead… So of course we could not say farewell to “In Space” Month without covering 2001’s, Jason X.

A cryogenically frozen Jason Voorhees is discovered in the year 2455 and taken aboard a spacecraft where he is accidentally unfrozen, thereafter wreaking bloody havoc on the passengers until only a few remain. After Hell and Manhattan, the only logical place for him to go was space. This movie introduces us to Über Jason. Take it as you will. But there's boobs, there's weird dominatrix robots, there's Jason… Careening through space.

This movie split the room a bit. How does this movie measure up to the other franchises that brought their films to outer space? How do we feel about this whole space-month thing? How fast can liquid nitrogen turn your face into a snowcone? Listen up!

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Episode 78 - Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

April 23, 2016
Welcome to a special Saturday edition of Second Class Cinema!

This whole "In Space Month" this is a little harder than initially anticipated. That being said this week we watched Hellraiser IV: Bloodline. Even with Adam Scott having a role in this movie and the prospect of Pinhead being shot with orange lasers couldn't truly salvage the movie. Our friend and b-movie professional Fallon was kind enough to come on and watch this one with us and then we blamed her for it because we're all good buddies here. This one prompted an interesting but unanimous rating.


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Episode 76 - Leprechaun 4: In space (1997)

April 7, 2016
In Space Month is FINALLY here on Second Class Cinema! But you all should have heard this in our April 1st episode. Sorry about that.

We kick it off with Brittany's pick, Leprechaun 4: In Space!  The rules of In Space Month are easy, we have to pick a movie that takes it franchise in to outer space. We were surprised to find out how little this actually happened but it happened enough for us to notice, so that's a problem.

Special Guest Taryn came on to discuss this movie with us. Listen up!

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Episode 74 - Brainscan (1994)

March 22, 2016
It was Erik's pick this week and he picked the 1994 horrorish, comedyish movie Brainscan! We had Aaron on for this one and we DIDN'T get really drunk. Depending on how you look at it, could go either way.

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Episode 67 - The Final Girls (2015)

February 1, 2016

It was Brittany's pick this week and she is absolutely tired of watching everyone else's GARBAGE picks so she picked something interesting. We watched the 2015 comedy horror movie The Final Girls! Big surprise Brittany picks a horror/comedy movie but hey who's counting? We have special guest Taryn come on to help us talk about this a-movie disguised as a b-movie.

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Episode 64 - Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

January 13, 2016

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. 1989. That's what we watched this week. This horror/fantasy/comedy was picked by Brittany, if you couldn't already tell. Brittany's sister Taryn (Tee) comes on to join us for this one.  We also tried to watch Dollman vs Demonic Toys and we discuss that on this episode as well. How does this compare to the other horror/comedy movies that we've watched? Listen up as we try and piece the puzzle together that is this movie.


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Episode 58 - Deathgasm (2015)

November 30, 2015

Brittany is back at it again with another horror comedy. We watched the 2015 release from New Zealand, Deathgasm! A death metal band forced to battle the devil after playing a song that causes people in ear shot to become possessed. This movie was BRUTAL! What kind of brutal you ask?  Listen up to find out how it measure up on the Fuck Scale!

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BONUS EPISODE 3: Home Sweet Home (1981)

November 25, 2015

We recorded this 1 year ago and thought it was relevant for Thanksgiving day tomorrow!  Enjoy this Thanksgiving slasher discussion from out super early years. Those were some rough times for us so heads up. This will not appear on our main site, just a treat for all of those downloading our episodes! I think I might actually regret uploading this.

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Episode 56 - The Necro Files (1997)

November 10, 2015

It's our one year anniversary! Woo. To make this episode extra special to us, we decided to watch the 1997 movie The Necro Files. Why is that special you ask? Our movie tonight was directed by Matt Jaissle, also the director of the first movie we covered Back From Hell (if you decide to listen be warned, it's rough)! We were lucky enough to interview Matt Jaissle about his work and you can find that episode here. Tom purchased this movie and waited for the right time to watch it and I think we found it.


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